REJUVENATION

When I met her for the first time was 30 years ago. From that moment I knew she had something special inside. She always looks good, like she still being 20 years old, but she is 60 now. During all this time I have been trying to know what could be the reason why she is like that.
One day, finally, I asked her it. It had been a mystery for many years, and I needed to know it. When she explained it to me I was very surprise. I have thought in many other possibilities, but never on that.

Now I understand everything, why she looks like she was a teenager. She have been following a really special diet during all this year. It is very particular diet. She created it. The diet is based on eat make-up, it is the secret of her rejuvenation.

THE MYSTERY OF THE LOUVRE MUSEUM

The alarms went on. When the police arrived, they got petrified. They saw a frightened thief and The Mona Lisa’s painting flying around the room. They arrested the thief and sent the painting to the restoration room. They started to investigate what had happened, why the painting was flying around the room, but they didn’t found anything.

The inspector received a call from the restorer, he had resolved the mystery. He discovered that Da Vinci had gave to The Mona Lisa a superficial layer of Red Bull, to give it wings in dangerous situations.

SPECIAL CLASS, SPECIAL DAY

That day, when she arrived, the school seemed to be empty. It was strange. She opened her class’ door and entered on it, 'Happy birthday Ann!'

WELCOME!

Now she has dinner at five o’clock. Now she wears sleepers at home instead of shoes. Now she has not panic to cross the streets. Now she knows how to count pennies. Now she loves tea and coffee. Now she has her particular way to wear.  Now she is one of them.

THE MOST ATTRACTIVE IS PROHIBITION

-Today’s lesson is about how to make things appear.

 As soon as he said it the whole class was excited and paying attention.

- I need a volunteer. Hmm Harry Potter comes, with your wand.

His heart was beating faster than ever.

-You just have to take a sip of red bull and scream the magic words “dividiva dividi” an the thing you want to show up, whatever you want but persons…

- It’s too dangerous….- whispered Snape  in Harry’s hear

-OK.

He drank.

-Dividiva divi… da Vinc!

An enormous black cloud of smoke started to appear…

-BE CAREFUL! - shouted Snape pointed to it with his wand.

DIRTY HELL

Things were not going well.

I had to do something about it. 

She wanted a relaxing bath and I was willing to help her...

She started to disappear on the shampoo and just a few bubbles were left. 

How could that clean murder bring me to this dirty hell? 

IT GIVES YOU WINGS... A FLYING MACHINE!

There you are! That´s incredible! I have even discovered that Da Vinci liked inventing fascinating experiments. Let me explain it to you - said Leo. For old time´s shake he had heard the expression "Red Bull gives you wings" and then Da Vinci thought that it could be a misguided quotation, so he decided to prove it. Finally he got it. He invented a flying machine to give wings. 

Are you kidding? - Paul asked.

Yes, I am - Leo said

UNEXPECTED GUESTS

I had been preparing paella all the morning. Some friends of mine were going to come to my house. We were going to say goodbye to a friend. His favourite food was Paella and I wanted to surprise him. Few minutes before they came I realized that the food was really hot so I decided to open the window and put the paella dish next to it. 

I went to the bathroom to make me up and when I came to the kitchen I found unexpected guests eating my delicious paella. 

THE DA- VINCI´S SECRET

All the channels and newspapers were saying bad things about the soft drink called “Red Bull”. They talked about the horrible effects that the product was going to cause us due to its harmful ingredients. People stopped buying it and the “Red Bull” brand decided to stop the production of the product. Two days later of this news something amazing happened. Da Vinci came down from the sky with big wings and he said:

-       Do you think that I could have painted all the paintings without drinking Red Bull? You are as daft as a brush.