From an ostrich perspective

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Here we are again, another boring day the same animal around us, the same young children trying to keep our attention...

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Let’s play something… oh wait! Look at all those happy and exciting children coming to…

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Oh, my!!! Look at that fat and enormous woman, who is going to buy an ice cream, she is even bigger than a our friend Freddy the hippo.

Hippo (Beatriz Urbano): Eeeeem hellooooo I’m here… I’m hearing  you.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): What is she doing?

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Oh! Come on Merilyn she is eating again! I’m fed up of humans, they are always eating and we   are  starving!

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): Hello, welcome to my zoo and also to my ice-cream shop. What flavor do you prefer?

Child (Beatriz Moreno): I would like a chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Be careful, be careful!!!! Oh… the ice cream felt down on the floor again. Why do children always make the same mistake?

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Oh! I am sorry mummy. At least the pigeons are going to take advantage of it.

Mother (María Gutiérrez): I can´t believe it darling.

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Quarrel! Quarrel! Quarrel!

Mother (María Gutiérrez): Oh! Honey, I'm not going to buy you another one.

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Please mom, buy me another one.

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Forget about it and let's see the ostrich. Look, they are right there.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Are they pointing us out?

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Yes, they are and the huge woman is coming.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): I bet you the dinner that I guess why is she so fat. Let´s ask to our friend Dinno the crocodile.

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Ok! There we go!

Dinno (María Gutiérrez): Good morning! What´s going on? I can´t see anything from here.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Can you see that woman?

Ostrich 2 (Loreto):We are wondering why she is quite fat.

Dinno (María Gutiérrez): Taking into account all my life experience, I think that she has a bomb inside.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Really?

Dinno (María Gutiérrez): oh  well… maybe she is a part of the seal´s show, both hypothesis are possible. Mmm... or it could be that she had a big dinner yesterday night.

Ostrich 2 (Loreto):How could we find out the right hypothesis?

Hippo (Beatriz Urbano): Come here, come here, quickly!!

Dinno (María Gutiérrez): What´s happening Freddy?

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Mummy! Why are you peeing?

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Sweetie please, look for someone to help me, your little brother is coming!!

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Can someone help my mum?

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): Don´t panic. I´m calling an ambulance. (Phone call sound).

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Quickly! Quickly! Please!

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): Hello, we have an emergence. We are at the zoo and a baby is coming.

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno):  Why don´t you call a vet?

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): Stupid! She is a human woman!

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno): Where are you? Tell me the exactly area.

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): We are in front of the ostrich´s jail.

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno): Ok, we´ll be there in 6 minutes.

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Ah! Ah! This ache is killing me!

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano):  Don´t you worry, don´t you worry woman. The doctor is coming.

(Ambulance sound)

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Oh mum, what is happening to you?

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Don´t you worry. Everything is going to be all right.

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno): Spread out please!

Ostrich 2 (Loreto):Yes, spread out .we also want to see what is happening.

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno): I am going to show you how you have to breathe.

(Applauses, congrats)

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Where does the baby come from?

Ostrich 2 (Loreto):Where  is the egg? I can´t see it.

Hippo (Beatriz Urbano): That dinner that you bet should be mine gays. The woman has just had a baby that was in her bomb. Humans reproduce like hippos.