From an ostrich perspective

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Here we are again, another boring day the same animal around us, the same young children trying to keep our attention...

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Let’s play something… oh wait! Look at all those happy and exciting children coming to…

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Oh, my!!! Look at that fat and enormous woman, who is going to buy an ice cream, she is even bigger than a our friend Freddy the hippo.

Hippo (Beatriz Urbano): Eeeeem hellooooo I’m here… I’m hearing  you.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): What is she doing?

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Oh! Come on Merilyn she is eating again! I’m fed up of humans, they are always eating and we   are  starving!

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): Hello, welcome to my zoo and also to my ice-cream shop. What flavor do you prefer?

Child (Beatriz Moreno): I would like a chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Be careful, be careful!!!! Oh… the ice cream felt down on the floor again. Why do children always make the same mistake?

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Oh! I am sorry mummy. At least the pigeons are going to take advantage of it.

Mother (María Gutiérrez): I can´t believe it darling.

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Quarrel! Quarrel! Quarrel!

Mother (María Gutiérrez): Oh! Honey, I'm not going to buy you another one.

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Please mom, buy me another one.

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Forget about it and let's see the ostrich. Look, they are right there.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Are they pointing us out?

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Yes, they are and the huge woman is coming.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): I bet you the dinner that I guess why is she so fat. Let´s ask to our friend Dinno the crocodile.

Ostrich 2 (Loreto): Ok! There we go!

Dinno (María Gutiérrez): Good morning! What´s going on? I can´t see anything from here.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Can you see that woman?

Ostrich 2 (Loreto):We are wondering why she is quite fat.

Dinno (María Gutiérrez): Taking into account all my life experience, I think that she has a bomb inside.

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Really?

Dinno (María Gutiérrez): oh  well… maybe she is a part of the seal´s show, both hypothesis are possible. Mmm... or it could be that she had a big dinner yesterday night.

Ostrich 2 (Loreto):How could we find out the right hypothesis?

Hippo (Beatriz Urbano): Come here, come here, quickly!!

Dinno (María Gutiérrez): What´s happening Freddy?

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Mummy! Why are you peeing?

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Sweetie please, look for someone to help me, your little brother is coming!!

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Can someone help my mum?

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): Don´t panic. I´m calling an ambulance. (Phone call sound).

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Quickly! Quickly! Please!

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): Hello, we have an emergence. We are at the zoo and a baby is coming.

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno):  Why don´t you call a vet?

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): Stupid! She is a human woman!

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno): Where are you? Tell me the exactly area.

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano): We are in front of the ostrich´s jail.

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno): Ok, we´ll be there in 6 minutes.

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Ah! Ah! This ache is killing me!

Mexican seller (Beatriz Urbano):  Don´t you worry, don´t you worry woman. The doctor is coming.

(Ambulance sound)

Child (Beatriz Moreno): Oh mum, what is happening to you?

Mother (María Gutiérrez):  Don´t you worry. Everything is going to be all right.

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno): Spread out please!

Ostrich 2 (Loreto):Yes, spread out .we also want to see what is happening.

Doctor (Beatriz Moreno): I am going to show you how you have to breathe.

(Applauses, congrats)

Ostrich 1 (Ana): Where does the baby come from?

Ostrich 2 (Loreto):Where  is the egg? I can´t see it.

Hippo (Beatriz Urbano): That dinner that you bet should be mine gays. The woman has just had a baby that was in her bomb. Humans reproduce like hippos.

REJUVENATION

When I met her for the first time was 30 years ago. From that moment I knew she had something special inside. She always looks good, like she still being 20 years old, but she is 60 now. During all this time I have been trying to know what could be the reason why she is like that.
One day, finally, I asked her it. It had been a mystery for many years, and I needed to know it. When she explained it to me I was very surprise. I have thought in many other possibilities, but never on that.

Now I understand everything, why she looks like she was a teenager. She have been following a really special diet during all this year. It is very particular diet. She created it. The diet is based on eat make-up, it is the secret of her rejuvenation.

THE MYSTERY OF THE LOUVRE MUSEUM

The alarms went on. When the police arrived, they got petrified. They saw a frightened thief and The Mona Lisa’s painting flying around the room. They arrested the thief and sent the painting to the restoration room. They started to investigate what had happened, why the painting was flying around the room, but they didn’t found anything.

The inspector received a call from the restorer, he had resolved the mystery. He discovered that Da Vinci had gave to The Mona Lisa a superficial layer of Red Bull, to give it wings in dangerous situations.

SPECIAL CLASS, SPECIAL DAY

That day, when she arrived, the school seemed to be empty. It was strange. She opened her class’ door and entered on it, 'Happy birthday Ann!'

WELCOME!

Now she has dinner at five o’clock. Now she wears sleepers at home instead of shoes. Now she has not panic to cross the streets. Now she knows how to count pennies. Now she loves tea and coffee. Now she has her particular way to wear.  Now she is one of them.

THE MOST ATTRACTIVE IS PROHIBITION

-Today’s lesson is about how to make things appear.

 As soon as he said it the whole class was excited and paying attention.

- I need a volunteer. Hmm Harry Potter comes, with your wand.

His heart was beating faster than ever.

-You just have to take a sip of red bull and scream the magic words “dividiva dividi” an the thing you want to show up, whatever you want but persons…

- It’s too dangerous….- whispered Snape  in Harry’s hear

-OK.

He drank.

-Dividiva divi… da Vinc!

An enormous black cloud of smoke started to appear…

-BE CAREFUL! - shouted Snape pointed to it with his wand.

DIRTY HELL

Things were not going well.

I had to do something about it. 

She wanted a relaxing bath and I was willing to help her...

She started to disappear on the shampoo and just a few bubbles were left. 

How could that clean murder bring me to this dirty hell? 

IT GIVES YOU WINGS... A FLYING MACHINE!

There you are! That´s incredible! I have even discovered that Da Vinci liked inventing fascinating experiments. Let me explain it to you - said Leo. For old time´s shake he had heard the expression "Red Bull gives you wings" and then Da Vinci thought that it could be a misguided quotation, so he decided to prove it. Finally he got it. He invented a flying machine to give wings. 

Are you kidding? - Paul asked.

Yes, I am - Leo said

UNEXPECTED GUESTS

I had been preparing paella all the morning. Some friends of mine were going to come to my house. We were going to say goodbye to a friend. His favourite food was Paella and I wanted to surprise him. Few minutes before they came I realized that the food was really hot so I decided to open the window and put the paella dish next to it. 

I went to the bathroom to make me up and when I came to the kitchen I found unexpected guests eating my delicious paella. 

THE DA- VINCI´S SECRET

All the channels and newspapers were saying bad things about the soft drink called “Red Bull”. They talked about the horrible effects that the product was going to cause us due to its harmful ingredients. People stopped buying it and the “Red Bull” brand decided to stop the production of the product. Two days later of this news something amazing happened. Da Vinci came down from the sky with big wings and he said:

-       Do you think that I could have painted all the paintings without drinking Red Bull? You are as daft as a brush. 

LAST SIP

23th October  07:07
Good morning dear followers. Today it's my day. I'm starting my internship period in San Paulo's Hospital. I'm excited. I´ll be a nurse pretty soon.

23th October  20:02

The day was great. I wore one of  those white coats for the first time and I felt awesome helping the patients.

24th October 08:08

Second day running.

24th October 21:12

It's been awful, I gave that old woman a coffee and she just died for that. Nobody told me not to give it to her intravenous. I thought she was thirsty.

24th October 22:22

For a while I´ll have to say you good bye. Maybe a last one.

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IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

I felt like in a film, when it appears a devil and an angel in the character’s shoulders, one side says “give the money back” the other “kept it and go shopping as fast as you can”. I was wondering who I should ignore? because we do not have enough money to make ends meet.

Finally, as usual, the bright side won and I made a phone call to the police. I met them on the police station to hand over the money.

Now my family and me are packing. We take the plane to Maldives islands, we will stay there for 10 days, in a five-star hotel with everything paid.

You could be wondering how we can afford it.

–Guess what? my husband is a police.

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THE MYSTERY OF THE HIDDEN TREASURE OF THE MONT BLANC

I would like to be the person who find that famous treasure. What impression do people get if a mountaineer find that?  It´ll be amazing! -the mountaineer thought. 

Then he took a freezing and amazing adventure in the glacials. It wasn´t an easy task but finally he got it. “ I could believe it, I find it- a treasure which contains 100 precious stones-emeralds, sapphires and rubies. “What should I do?”- He thought. 

He began to imagine living in a mansion with his family, expensive cars, traveling over the world, money, money and more money. Then, he decided to take the treasure in order to be the richest and happiest person in the world. Some minutes later, while the mountaineer started going down the glacial with his ropes, a strong noise catched his attention. A huge polar bear attacked  him. He ran quite fast. When he checked whether carry the treasure with him- the polar bear hugged to him.

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THE MISSING DAUGHTERS STORY

Time went by and Peter didn´t come back. He disappeared with most of the money without saying goodbye to his family.

His wife drew up a plan.

-Hello, Mr. Deceiver? I have heard about you. I need your help. Tomorrow you must peek up my daughters from the school and you must leave the country with them. In their rucksacks you will find the money.

The following day Sandy went to the police to inform that someone had kidnapped her daughters. He came back home thinking in the great amount of money that she would receive due to her daughter´s life insurances. She was sure that nobody was going to find them.

Two months later the door´s bell rang.  When she opened the door a police handcuffed her.

-Your daughters have been found in Tenerife; Spain. They have told us everything.

Everything that you say could be used against you.

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Twitter fiction

 - Promise me that we will never lie each other, the truth make me feel powerful - says Rebeca to Mikel just before the break time.

 - Promise-says Mikel while he was kissing her forehead. Although she knew he could never fulfill it.

IN HER PINK WORLD

- Why are you all dressed in green? Why is green beer? And the river? Why is everything green and not pink?

- Clovers cannot be pink.

- Why don´t you use roses instead?

- But that is impossible, this is St. Patrick´s Day.

How could that posh didn´t know it was our patron´s day?

THE STAFF ROOM

Nobody could imagine what was happening in the Staff Room. When students left the room, they became crazy and violent. All of them had something in common. They had a pill on their hands. What is the plan?

CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE

She started screaming in the middle of the class as if there were no tomorrow.

- What are you doing Mary?  

- I'm singing opera.

ST. PATRICK´S DAY IN DON BOSCO

-Why is everybody dressed green? - said Veronica a second after she place her feet into the entrance.

-Come on Veronica! Today is St Patrick’s Day. It is a tradition to wear green clothes.

- Oh…I see. But why are they wearing antennas?

-What is going on? – Said Marta frightened.

THE DEPARTMENT

She was so furious that she went, without previous appointment, to the department of his university. Standing in front of the door holding her exam, she knocked twice, right after she opened it. She never could have imagined what she was looking at. Apace she shut the door and went away from there.

Since that day she couldn’t look at them as usual.

THE 17th MARCH, A DIFFERENT DAY

The Saint Patrick´s Day is different in Ces Don Bosco this year.Sarah has a plan. Victim´s blood began to spread on the floor. While she turned a blind eye, Paul was staring open-mouthed watching that. But he couldn´t identify the person who did it because everybody was dressed quite similar.

Happy St Patrick´s Day!

LOSING THE ORIGIN

1/ March 21, 2014

"I have new friends, Beatriz". She came back to her desk and a vinegar smell came to my nose. And intense itch invaded me. Would it be psychological?

BLESSED IRONY

The professor were authetic professionals, phycological stable, on time, with common

sense, they didn't waste time or sent unnecessary projects.

The students really wanted to attend classes to learn instead of just to sing a silly list.

For a long time nothing does, and then, she woke up and singed for another wasted hour.

MUSIC SOUL

There´s a magic room at CES Don Bosco, nobody knows why, when you cross the door frame sounds different music, depending on your mood.

Whenever she passed the door it sounded as she was angry. One day she realized their pupils loved her classes, so now it sounds happier.

A SPARK OF YOUR SMILE

Andrea, as every single day, went to Ces Don Bosco. But that day was quite different that everyday. Something strange happened. Nobody was in her class neither in reprografy neither in the gym...

Her heart started beating very fast. Then started walking but something caught her attention. A note:

 "You´re amazing.Hope to you enjoy the surprise. Happy b-day!!".

And just when his ashes were going to shut down, came the spark of your smile.

A COMPETITIVE STUDENT

A very important English essay had to be handed in. That morning the students were waiting for Isaac at reprography to print them. When Isaac arrived he realized that all the machines were broken. The disappointed students came back to class and they found a smiling student with her essay printed. Then, everybody knew it.